NUCLEAR ARSENAL TO BE DEPLOYED AGAINST EVIL 'CC'
FOOTNOTE: Musk stunned the world yet again, this time using next-generation solar-powered brain electrodes, with an historical acknowledgment that has left the public mind reeling in disbelief: when we congratulated him on his very 'American'-sounding battle anthem, 'Glory glory hallelujah...', Musk beamed, 'Well why not, as I, too, am American, being that Canada is part of North AMERICA. This is in fact the truth, although Canadians somehow insist that our country isn't part of America in the same way that they don't think fish is meat. Trust me on this, I know my geography. They don't call me a mad scientist for nothing, you know. It's time for Canadians, indeed, all citizens of the New World Or...I mean, the world, to rejoice in the fact that we're ALL AMERICANS IN THE WAR ON CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE SEARCH FOR KRYPTONITE."