Twas Covid…sheeple CNN’d…
Did quake and tremble in the fright.
Sir Veillance o’er all Wuhan ruled
With 5G satellite.
Demics from the lairs of Pan,
A global virus mean,
How do I know? Bill Gates said so,
He’s got a fine vaccine!
“And if you feel unwell” he said,
“Trust me, I’m not insane…
We’ve got a nano-ID chip
To shoot into your vein.
You’ll soon be feeling better
For it’s all tried and true:
There’s no rehab for our vaxy jab,
It’s non-adhesive glue.
I'm going to New Zealand soon,
To meet Ardern's admin,
Our new agendas to roll out
And vax-contracts to win.
If you should see a cootie,
Appearing to be lost,
We’d like to share our vax with him,
We MUST, at any cost.”
THE COOTIE FROM ANDROMEDA
Mad Vax…Mad Vax..Get one so you can relax.
Mad Vax…Mad Vax…paid for by your income tax!
Mad Vax…Mad Vax…get one so you can stay well!
Mad Vax…Mad Vax…it’s painless and it probably won’t swell!
Now Gates, WHO and Fauci will all crack a smile
Every time you cop a big dose from their vial.
Get yours today so you can go shop,
Next week another and hope you don’t drop!
Get a free lolly if you get jabbed today,
A Big Mac and donuts…have it YOUR way!
Concert tickets and a night on the town…
Party with Vax the Inocular Clown!
He’s quite the celeb, in demand everywhere,
Every clinic and chemist, you’ll find him right there.
If you’re feeling unwell and at home alone,
Don’t worry, he’ll jab you with Raytheon drone!
Now Mad Vax Hoover sold the vacuum cleaner
Til he hit the needle and became a lot meaner.
He went straight to work for bio-med and Big Pharma,
So the New World Order could determine his karma!
Get jabbed now so you can go to work,
Don’t be a denier, an unvaxxed jerk who’s
Risking the wellness of your fellow human –
Who cares if you’re unsick, just get the prick, man!
Don’t ask us what’s in it cause you don’t want to know,
But if you want two heads and skin that can glow
Shiny green like a fungus and maybe some cancer,
And scales like a reptile, then our jab’s the answer!
If you want to look good, feel good and be right
Our updates and down-loads are your app tonight!
Neura-link implants are part of the plan,
And some uncooked bats from jolly Wuhan!
If you want internet straight to your brain,
Our 5G connection will help you entrain
To all of the latest in news, weather, sport,
Never mind if a few of your neurons contort!
Our vax jab convenience does come with a price:
Adverse effects are surely not nice, but
Heart attacks, blood clots and brain stems that swell
Are a small price to pay for not being unwell!
Mad Mad Vax is out on the loose,
No vein or orifice is safe from his juice,
Mad Mad Vax has a cocktail for you,
With some secret ingredients and four kinds of glue!
“Your encounter with me need not be in vein,
I can glute-boot your bad ass with true Franken-strain!
If you think THAT’S scary just wait til you see
A UN battalion doing jabs just for me!
Now pop us a squat and lend us your cheek,
See you again for another next week…
That is, if you don’t get a palpitation,
A myo-cardial thrombo-vacation!”
Scan your forehead with your digital ID,
Your vaxy-pass code is all that they’ll see!
Your medical history and finances, too,
Will be on your chip, and a smear of your poo!
Don’t be fooled by anti-vaxxer deniers,
Like RFK Jr, the dis-info liars!
Like Yeadon, Malone and Tenpenny, too,
Kingston and Madej are conspirators, too!
Pfizer, Monsanto, Astra-Zeneca, too,
Moderna, Bayer, Novovax – we’re here to serve you.
Every new cancer patient’s worth a million to us!
And WEF’s Great Reset: In God we Trust!
We’re working real hard with our Warp Speed graphene,
What it can and can’t do has yet to be seen…but
If you like kuru, and mad cow disease,
Our mRNA can make prions with ease!
“I’m your one source of truth, it’s safe and effective!
All the better for me if your brain is defective!
As long as your vein is firm and bulging,
Your secrets are safe with me, no divulging!
If you’re non-compliant or hesitant to jab,
Just head on down to your nearest vax lab;
They’ll provide a drip-feed, a self-medi-clinic,
For the asymptomatic immuno-cynic!”
Now the ultimate goal of the Mad Vax agenda
Genetic engineering: to be like Jacinda:
Elite’s ‘live forever’ with a trans-human face,
Heil Hitler and Fauci’s Master Slave Race!
CENTRAL DESERT NT